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  1. #961
    Michael A. Terrell Guest

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    pyotr filipivich wrote:


    The bad joke police have been notified for your use of bad jokes,
    well past their expiration dates.

  2. #962
    Jim Wilkins Guest

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    "pyotr filipivich" <phamp@mindspring.com> wrote in message
    news:ce0s18d68ubcfm6alp8krnboij3p2n1n3m@4ax.com...

    Nominally; in practice they were Praetorians.

    jsw



  3. #963
    Gunner Asch Guest

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    On Sat, 04 Aug 2012 14:30:12 -0700, Homer Stille Cummings
    <ag@just_us.göv> wrote:


    And you suck a dick in less than 10.

    And you are proud of it????

    Shrug..so be it.

    Gunner

    --
    "I was eating breakfast with my 13-year-old granddaughter
    and I asked her, "What day is the 20th of February?"

    She said "It's President's Day!"
    (She is a smart kid.)
    I asked "What does President's Day mean?"
    I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln .... etc.
    She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out
    of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have
    one more year of unemployment."
    You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose..."



  4. #964
    Gunner Asch Guest

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    On Sat, 04 Aug 2012 15:52:56 -0700, Oren <Oren@127.0.0.1> wrote:


    But only on the computer. He is not male enough to actually come after
    my in person.

    Though..he is dumb enough. Shrug. Time will tell if its his Day or not.

    Gunner

    --
    "I was eating breakfast with my 13-year-old granddaughter
    and I asked her, "What day is the 20th of February?"

    She said "It's President's Day!"
    (She is a smart kid.)
    I asked "What does President's Day mean?"
    I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln .... etc.
    She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out
    of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have
    one more year of unemployment."
    You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose..."



  5. #965
    krw@att.bizzzzzzzzzzzz Guest

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    On Sun, 05 Aug 2012 13:40:10 -0700, Gunner Asch <gunnerasch@gmail.com> wrote:


    But he says he *has* visited your abode. He's an admitted stalker.



  6. #966
    pyotr filipivich Guest

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    "Michael A. Terrell" <mike.terrell@earthlink.net> on Sun, 05 Aug 2012
    04:53:20 -0400 typed in alt.survival the following:

    Too late. I already have been WOAWed (Whimsical Order of the
    Ailing Wit).
    I have a GRE 750 Verbal, and I'm not afraid to use either one.

    tschus
    pyotr

    Former member of the 3rd Punzer Division
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    pyotr filipivich
    Most journalists these days couldn't investigate a missing chocolate cake
    at a pre-school without a Democrat office holder telling them what to look for,
    where, and why it is Geroge Bush's fault.

  7. #967
    Michael A. Terrell Guest

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    pyotr filipivich wrote:


    Sigh. Now the Pun Police are after you for being very UnPunny!

  8. #968
    Gunner Asch Guest

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    On Sun, 05 Aug 2012 17:18:19 -0400, "krw@att.bizzzzzzzzzzzz"
    <krw@att.bizzzzzzzzzzzz> wrote:


    He claims he "drove by"..chuckle..which is hardly "visiting". If he
    visited....I would have met him. If he had visited while no one was
    home...the dogs would still be holding him until one of us got home.

    So one can say he may have driven by..though I honestly doubt it. Its
    far too far out of the way of normal traffic up and down the Central
    Valley.

    He is more than welcome to stop by when Im home however. Just come
    peaceful, because if he is the dickhead that he is on Usenet, he and his
    ride will likely find a comfortable spot to reside for a very very long
    time. Backhoes here are a dime a dozen as are dozers...and big empty
    places to put such trash.

    Gunner

    --
    "I was eating breakfast with my 13-year-old granddaughter
    and I asked her, "What day is the 20th of February?"

    She said "It's President's Day!"
    (She is a smart kid.)
    I asked "What does President's Day mean?"
    I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln .... etc.
    She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out
    of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have
    one more year of unemployment."
    You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose..."



  9. #969
    George Plimpton Guest

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    On 8/4/2012 3:52 PM, Oren wrote:

    You and all the other right-wing knuckle-draggers are, indeed, engaged
    in a circle-jerk.



    You illiterate fuck.


    No.


    No.


    No one is "stalking" gummer. Spell it right, you fucking douchenozzle:
    it's 'gummer'.

  10. #970
    George Plimpton Guest

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    On 8/5/2012 1:40 PM, Gunner Asch wrote:

    You're a squat-to-piss girly homo. I wouldn't dishonor myself by
    beating up someone who can't fight.


 

 

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